boobsradley asked: As a gigantic Billy Joel fan this hurts and confuses me, but it's interesting from an anthropological standpoint. You know, sort of why perfectly normal old Republicans like to read books about Nazis. Anyhow, if you want to have a live debate where we both wear animal pelts, I know a place that sells discount podiums.

You’re on Radley. Bring the podiums, I’ll get the pelts.

I’m sorry that my Billy Joel writing hurts you. We can work this out.